If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, you can imagine how we feel after our overly-extended leave of absence, most of which we so shamelessly spent by playing WoW day in, day out (well, that and doing various other highly-enjoyable and equally-unproductive activities). We're still not entirely prepared to get our asses back to this thing we call "work", but - as cruel as it may be - subscriptions don't pay themselves, neither does the booze, nor the cabs you have to take for drinking too much, nor the tons of milk you have to drink the next morning for similar reasons. Because it's no fun farmin' an' grindin' with a nasty headache. Heed my words!

So, time to start making some money again. I mean, time to follow our unending passion for writing about this rotting rotten industry that we vaguely recall having admired, once upon a time. But it still has its moments, every now and then, so we're not about to give it the finger just yet. Not when id announces Doom 4, giving us the perfect reason for getting back in the pseudo-journalistic game. Right then, let's make this quick: my SSC raid is starting in an hour!