Just how do you call an official shit-mouth with the likes of Jack Thompson, that seems to constantly shoot idiocy from between his teeth, poking the gaming industry for “inciting to violence and weird sexual behavior”? I, for one, call them clowns or attention whores. Or trolls.

But when the said individual is also involved in a massive prostitution ring, is also a New York Gov., and is also licking Monica Lewinski’s ex-boyfriend’s wife, Hillary Clinton, under the tail for some good earned attention? I’d just say… a hypocrit.

Mr. Eliot Spitzer is mainly (not manly) known for his 2006 campaign, when he went on a rampage about video games, violent content, rating systems, and so on, and so forth. His video game bill was supposedly approved by the New York Assembly, and should have been re-discussed in 2008, but it seems now it is not the case…

…since this here dude was caught by federal assassins prosecutors on tape while he was fixing up for a hooker to travel from New York to Washington where he was, not surprisingly, paying a “business” visit at the same time. In short, he needed to get a piece of pussy before getting back to work. One little statement regarding the “issues” of gaming sounds like this:

Like all parents, I know it is increasingly difficult to protect our children from negative influences… we have learned that when self-regulation fails, government must step in… we must do more to protect our children from excessive sex and violence in the media…

How extremely satisfying. A Game Politics awesome scoop.